March 2012
February 2012
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bossypants:
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I went to the doctor today and the tech asked if I wanted the HPV vaccine. When I cringed she said that it’s not as bad as I think and it’s worth it. She obviously does not know about the last time I got a shot.
Flashback to me holding the technician’s hand.
There is a man kneeling with a rosary outside of...
the-hurricane-k-reigns-here:
Thank you for your prayers, kind sir. May they hasten the healing of this most uncomfortable yeast infection. Praise jesus and amen.
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UGH SOMEONE PLEASE GO TO DISNEYLAND WITH ME SOON I DO NOT PAY MONEY FOR THIS PASS TO NOT GO TO DISNEYLAND
Today I worked in the hometown of Will Forte.
Pretty, but generally unexciting.
It lacks a lot of appropriate driving space.
queenbadwan:
one time when I was 11, I was in a chat room for kids but I didn’t know there were going to be pedophiles but there was one, he was like “what are you wearing” and I responded “a tye dye shirt” then he said “oh” then disconnected.
I just remembered the time I was trying to get to Las Positas and a dog followed me on to the bus.
I guess dogs need a community college education too.
I will work 6 days for a week to cover shifts for co-workers, I will drive an hour away to cover a shift at a different store, and I will switch my decent shift for a shitty one.
But please do not call me on my day off to ask if I can cover a shift in fifteen minutes because it is my FUCKING DAY OFF.
NO.
Spoiler Alert.
hiddlesfiddlesfassy:
Nicolas Cage teams up with Leonardo DiCaprio, and they steal the Oscars.
flightofthecoco:
thebeckles:
they forgot Lil Sebastian in the in memorium montage
#dammit jerry #he had one job to do
One of my best friends is coming up from Santa Barbara to see Miranda July and she invited me to go with her.
I know OF Miranda July, but I haven’t really seen/read many of her things.
I mostly want to hang out with my friend because I haven’t seen her since July, but I’m worried that it’s gonna be like Portlandia irl.
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“A dolla make me holla honey boo boo”
– Republican Candidate Newt Gingrich (via bonjourclarice)
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